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Kids with Coke Bottle Glasses

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Everyone has heard the popular sob story of the supermodel who was the goofiest girl in class: she wore coke bottle glasses, was awkwardly skinny, and never had a real boyfriend until her early 20s because of how gawky she was. Then, one day, something changes. She grows out of her cocoon and emerges anew as an exquisitely beautiful butterfly. Here is a look at kids who are growing up with a similar dilemma because of their need for embarrassingly thick coke bottle spectacles. Hopefully, once they get older, they can undergo LASIK surgery and do away with their need for glasses altogether.

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This boy dedicated his entire third and fourth year of life aspiring to become an astronaut, preparing himself for the glorious day when he would fly into space. His parents didn't have the heart to tell him that with eyesight like his, there's no chance in hell of him getting into space.

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Those glasses have a strong enough prescription to make her look like a dork. She doesn't need to draw anymore attention to it by making weird, googly eyes at the camera.

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There are certain things that brighten someone's day and this is one of them. Everyone knew Jake Gyllenhaal was a big dork in grade school; they just didn't have any proof. Now they do.

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Being a dork in a family full of cooler siblings can really be a bummer. But when an entire family is a bunch of dribbling dorks, it's almost as if God smiled down upon them Himself, and created the double-wide trailer to house them all under one roof.

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This little boy has the best style and totally looks like a late 70s San Diego Padres supporter, enjoying his first baseball game with Dad. Nothing's cooler than a baseball game with Dad at this age.

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All kinds of babies have chubby cheeks when they're born. It's just that not all babies have crossed eyes and coke bottle glasses. The glasses are there to try and help correct her crossed eyes, but they truly succeed in accentuating them as well.

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Everybody should be a huge fan of Ryan Seacrest. Not only is his radio show top-notch, he's become more accomplished than any of his classmates. Success and working out 'til you become "too sexy for your cat" is truly the best revenge.

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It's a shame when the older child feels they got jipped because they got Mom's terrible eye sight. It's even worse when she gets older and learns she's inherited her mother's extremely poor fashion sense as well.

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If one looks up the definition of the word "doofus" in the dictionary, there will be this picture of Justin Bieber next to it. Why 10,000 screaming, manic tweens want to chase after him and his Urkel glasses is beyond us.

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In baseball, one of the first things young hitters are taught is to never take their eyes off the ball. Not sure if he ever sees the ball coming his way, but he definitely knows it takes a squeegee to clean off his windshield-sized glasses.

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Mohawks are so adorable on little kids, especially when it's a cute little girl like this. She makes the Mohawk non-threatening; unlike the green hair-dyed, awful band-loving, patch-covered, leather jacket-wearing gutter punk teens she so desperately wants to become when she grows up.

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Notice how unhappy the cat is here in the picture? Well, anyone would be glum having to spend a week in the forest with this goofball without any other form of contact from the outside world.

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Wearing a tie dyed t-shirt telling a bug to "buzz off" is pretty clever. The only problem is this kid looks totally silly wearing it, because he didn't take his own advice and tell his glasses to do the same.

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Nothing is more aggravating than having one's mother scream and say the room needs to be cleaned before you can even think about stepping outside. Playing with friends is one of the greatest past times invented, but it can always wait until tomorrow.

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Being a redhead is a thing of honor. Only one to two percent of the entire world has red hair, which makes being one that much cooler. They still go through the awkward growing pains like every other child. They just look even kookier doing it. Don't worry; that's just until they grow up and everyone finally realizes how cool it is to have red hair.

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