Weird Implants and the People that Get Them
There are many implants on the market that seem to be acceptable by today's modern standards. Think: nose, cheek, chin, and breast implants. For those who take pride in living on the fringe, those types of implants just won't cut it. Plastic surgery is usually done to enhance the look of the human body, not detract from it.
There are only two explanations as to how "Iguana Mike" got his name. Either he's the king of the annual reptile convention "Repticon" or he's a complete loony who couldn't go on living with knowing how bad his receding hairline had become.
Brazilian males have long been in the dumps about being overshadowed by their female counterparts and their amazing assets. That whole male insecurity issue gets completely shattered with one look at how cool this guy looks with chest and shoulder implants.
Nothing is more disturbing than hearing a girl say "I love you," for the first time. It's even worse when she takes it one step further and get's a heart implanted into the top of her hand just for you.
Breasts Implanted into a Tattoo
How does a tattoo artist make a terrible tattoo stick out even more? Simple: by giving it 3-D breasts the size of Montana. This may start a fad that should end before it ever gets started.
Octopus Tentacle Man
Most everyone has heard of the infamous Catman who has spent more than $150,000 in the last 25 years of his life trying to look more like a tiger. We can't help but wonder what the guy pictured above would spend in his attempt to look more like an octopus tentacle.
Rear-Mounted Camera Implanted Into Head
The Iraqi-born artist Wafaa Bilal's latest project involves a camera that was temporarily implanted on the back of his head for a year. He is doing this in the memory of leaving Iraq for the United States and says, "I wish I could have recorded these images so that I could look back on them, to have them serve as a reminder and record of all the places I was forced to leave behind and may never see again."
In their unrelenting pursuit to be the weirdest nation in the world, the Japanese have come up with one of the strangest body modification techniques yet. Behold: the Bagelheads. A saline solution drip is injected into the forehead, where eventually enough fluid can be molded and manipulated into different shapes, the most popular being the bagel.
Extra Ocular Implants, AKA Eye Jewels
The Bedazzler has been an extremely popular item for the AsSeenOnTv.com franchise. People love bedazzling their jeans, shirts, purses, and now their eyeballs. Trying to be different never seemed so ridiculous.
Weird Bomb Implants
Fishing is usually reserved for old men who want to expedite the process of achieving one of their lifelong goals: gaining the coveted beer belly. It looks like this kid possesses some serious motivation and proves it by getting six fishing floats implanted into his arm.
Spikes Implanted into Head
Remember back in the day when punk used to be so much more 70s and crass? Now, weirdo German techno heads and industrial goth maniacs have taken over the punk mohawk and implanted metal spikes directly into their dome. "Lassen Sie uns ein verrücktes techno Tanzparty haben!"
Horseshoe Under Hand
Has anyone seen my huge gauged earring? You know, the one that isn't fully closed, with two balls on either end and looks like a bull ring? I hate it when I lose it. I wonder if by attaching it to my hand, I could keep better track of it.
Magnetic Subdermal Implants
Looks like someone spent way too much time watching X-Men cartoons on Saturday mornings. Their obsession apparently became so intense with the character Magneto that they couldn't bear living another day until they finally possessed his powers.
When hitting the gym incessantly for six months doesn't bring the desired results the hardcore athlete craves, sometimes desperate measures need to be taken. Performance-enhancing synthetic steroids were what we had in mind; not two bicep implants that make one's arms look like they had balloons inflated inside of them.
Male Butt Implants
People are born with all different types, sizes, and shapes of derrieres; some are definitely luckier in the "big booty" gene department. The problem with this image is that men shouldn't care about whether or not their butt looks flat in a pair of jeans.
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